Just ... ew.
Anyone else starting to think Rush Limbaugh has a, er, little problem?
First, he gets busted for having illegal sex pills:
Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours Monday at the airport after returning from a vacation in the Dominican Republic. Customs officials found the Viagra in his luggage but his name was not on the prescription, said Paul Miller, a spokesman for the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office.
Then he goes on a
three-day tirade against Georgetown University law student Sandra Fluke and insists that caring about women's access to affordable health care makes her a slut. And then the nasty horndog demanded sex videos:
If we're going to pay for your contraceptives and thus pay for you to have sex, we want something for it. We want you to post the videos online so we can all watch.
Turns out Rush was actually the only one who wanted to watch that.
And now, in response to Sandra Fluke introducing the president at a campaign event today, there's this:
The conservative talker opened Wednesday’s segment by wondering whether he should “ignore” or “talk about and have a little fun with” Fluke’s appearance. Choosing the latter, he took another indirect shot at Fluke, who has endorsed the president’s reelection.
“I don’t know if they give out condoms at Obama’s fundraisers,” he said, apparently answering a question from one of his producers.
Yeah, Rush, why don't you just go down to the nearest Obama event and see just how far you get by demanding the "sluts" there make sex tapes for you and asking where the free Obama condoms are. It's closer than the Dominican Republic.
And here's a funny thing: For a guy screaming about someone else being a prostitute, he sure is trying to make his own cheap buck:
“When you mention her name, my name is what most people think of,” he continued, according to audio posted by The Daily Rushbo. “I should be getting a finder’s fee.”
Actually, you miserable fat gasbag of fail, it was the once and future Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi who "found" Sandra Fluke. And invited her to speak to the unofficial hearing on birth control because
your party, the Republican Party, refused to allow any women to officially speak on the matter. So, if you think someone deserves a finder's fee for Sandra Fluke, you can just make that check out to Nancy. And then maybe get yourself some help.