Updated with the weiner's faces
God this stuff writes itself
From Think Progress
The Romney campaign has released some facts on the private sector jobs Ryan has held: “Ryan moonlighted on Capitol Hill as a waiter at the Tortilla Coast restaurant & as a fitness trainer at Washington Sport and Health Club. …One of Ryan’s summer jobs in college was as an Oscar Mayer salesman in Minnesota, peddling turkey bacon and a new line called ‘Lunchables’ to supermarkets – he even drove the ‘Wienermobile’ once.”
Emphasis mine
Don't cry for me Mr. Medicare (apologies to Mr. Depp as 'Crybaby')