Miranda Warning for Facebook, Twitter and Other Social Media Users:
You have the right to not post things on Facebook. Any idiotic, embarrassing things you post on Facebook, especially after midnight, can and will be held against you by friends, peers, employers and the general public, forever.
You have the right to an attorney, but he or she will tell you that if you post compromising things on Facebook, you are shit outta luck. If you cannot afford an attorney, you are still shit outta luck.
If you cannot understand these Facebook rights...