Toby Keith should write some songs that honor the courage and sacrifice of Walmart greeters.
Sometimes, the amount of self-control it takes to not say what's on my mind is so immense, I need a nap afterward.
Facebook is basically a battle between married people and single people over who's lives are more fulfilling.
In a world where Bacon Bits can be vegetarian, don't trust anyone or believe anything.
Forget solar and wind, America should figure out a way to power itself on internet backlash and mock outrage.
At this point, I think being a female Republican is the equivalent of being a black Confederate soldier.
Remember your blog might have a lot of readers, but it might be because people can't believe what an asshole you are.
Quiet people! Can't you see? America is only making itself as oppressive as Afghanistan so the terrorists will relax and go home! So clever…