In all of the news about the GOP postponing the convention til Tuesday ,due to Isaac, one little tidbit almost escaped unnoticed.
The tidbit was that Romney's nomination had originally been scheduled for Monday, the first day of the convention, for the sake of 'Party Unity', instead of waiting til the traditional 3rd or 4th day.
So, they have already gagged ,hogtied, and disinvited most of the rabble rousers to begin with, in case Sister Sarah and her ilk got rowdy and tried to raise a ruckus right before the "I do's". They gave sheriff Joe ZOO duty, seven miles away. Maybe they figure he'll keep busy putting pink underwear on giraffes .
Yet Willard and Willard's managers must be feeling mighty twitchy about the whole scenario, and that isn't even counting the whole 'hurricane with a biblical name /wrath o' god /having to depend on federal disaster aid' mojo that might whup itself up in the middle of the ceremony. No, they seem so worried about this wedding they are trying to seal the deal before anyone has a chance to compare notes and realize they all woke up in bed with the wrong candidate.
Yep they have a double barreled Romney /Ryan shotgun firmly embedded in that poor elephant's trunk and intend to git 'er done first thing so that all that's left is boozin' , flag wavin' and chasin' strippers that look like a half term guvner. By the end of the convention, the first day will be a foggy memory..unless'n , that is, they all get washed out to sea ,before that poor elephant even has a chance to get into the room.