It occurred to me in my Former Oscar Winner who pissed on his career at the RNC Who Shall Not be Named Thread that our President is such a decent, kind, charitable and even tempered person that he would never ever truly respond to the GOP in the way that they deserve.
That's not who he is. That's why he's President, and why he deserves to be re-elected.
But we aren't him. We can say what he, in the position of Leader of the Free World - can't say.
We are Obama's Anger Translator - just as shown from these clips of Key and Peele. (Warning these videos are absolutely, 100% NSFW!!)
Luther: What's that? You're Twin Towers are hurting? Here - take Two Dead Bin Laden's and call me in the morning. If anyone else had Killed Osama Bin Laden, they'd just put a Crown on his head, build him a Castle and call him King Of America Muthafucka!
Some things just have to be said. Raw. Uncut. Uncensored.
Obama: The way I express passion is different from most. For example I'd like to express my support for people around the world and their right to a democratic process.
Luther: All you Dictators out there, keep messing around a see what happens. Just SEE what happens. WATCH!
Obama: I'm pretty sure Sarkozy can get a tub of mayo when he wants some...
Obama: America has a choice this fall between me and my opponent.
Luther Translator: I don't say his name, Niggaz got 16 SuperPacs working for him - Let them that shit..
Obama: He's billed himself as a Businessman whose business experience will help build the economy.
Luther: Yeah, like a Fox. Whose Fox experience will help him "Guard" the hen house.
Obama: But, questions about his finances remain.
Luther:Now I don't know anyone with a Swiss Bank account except for GoldFinger and Octopussy. The Republicans just Nominated a James Bond Villian for President
He's the President. He has responsibilities, he has to respect his office.
But we, We can say any SHIT we want to SAY! Especially when we're running against a party that's comprised of a fracked up cult of hateful deluded liars.
Can I get a "What What" Muthafucka!?
Aint Free Speech Grand?
Vyan