So apparently I'm a victim. I am a victim because just recently I enrolled into the medicaid system. This medicaid system ensured that the birth of my daughter, an unplanned bonus, would not send my family into medical destitution as I cannot afford health insurance.
Ohh and by the way, had I perhaps been afforded affordable coverage with perhaps I don't know, affordable birth control then maybe I would be moochy mcmocherson according to that, and I am not mincing words here, that effing douche of a human being Mitt Romney.
But you know what Mitt. I've been effing working since I was mother effing 14. My parents taught me right, that a hard days labor earns you a fair days pay, unless your working at a plant in China about to be bought by Bain. But For these past 18 years I have worked and you know what arsehole, I've paid effing taxes. I've paid payroll taxes which include things like social security and medicaid. I have faithfully paid these taxes for the last 18 years.
Of course we STILL have no idea if you have done the same...ass.
But to my point, I've paid into that system faithfully because I understand that the system exists to help people when faced with utter ruin. It's not perfect, it doesn't catch everyone, but it is there for a reason. These safety nets exist to prevent people from falling on such hard times and give them a little ease for their suffering or a base to help bounce back from.
Ohh yeah, you ass, here's another thing, my wife has also paid into that system for the last 17 years. So thankfully when we found out we were with child we qualified for Pregnancy Medicaid which would cover the health of the mother and child for the duration of the pregnancy. You know what that is Mitt, a system in which you pay into for a duration with the knowledge that you know you can take a claim when the need arises?
EFFING INSURANCE!!
So its not a got damn entitlement, its insurance against poverty and destitution. But I will tell you one thing, I've mother effing paid into it dutifully for 18 years and I am not effing guilty about using it when necessary.
You know what else you entitled, detached from reality, moron? Thankfully because of this insurance my wife is able to bounce back and plans to return to the work force within a year. Again she will start to dutifully pay back into the same system that assisted her. You know...because she is a responsible citizen and takes account for her responsibility as a wife and a mother.
Unlike some people like, I don't know, the arsehole running for president that thinks things and should prolly shut his effing mouth.
I swear, when I saw the video all I could thing of was the rant from Christmas Vacation, so Im gonna steal it here and modify it slightly.
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Mitt Romney, the candidate, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Millionaire Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?