Gosh, so Mitt Romney sure has been having a lot of problems lately, but as a gesture of goodwill and perhaps something he can share with his music loving running mate Paul Ryan, I thought I'd compile a playlist of some punk rock that would perhaps strike a chord in their souls and perhaps ring true.
Not only will I provide Mr. Romney direct links to Youtube uploads, I'll even include some pertinent lyrics just in case all that punk rock yelling confuses his aging ears, for pete's sake.
Don't worry, Mitt, all the songs are just the right length.
So, without further ado, here's Mitt's Punk Rock play list.
Nomeansno: Cats, Sex & Nazis
My head is empty but my bowels are full
I don't really think this way
I did yesterday, but not today"
"You know when i told you i would
never lie well, that was the
first time"
Rollins Band: Liar
I don't know why I feel the need to lie and cause you so much pain
Maybe it's something inside, maybe it's something I can't explain
'Cause all I do is mess you up and lie to you
I'm a liar, ooooh, I'm a liar
Bad Religion: Let Them Eat War
We've got to kill 'em and eat 'em
Before they reach for their checks
Squeeze some blue collars
Let them bleed from their necks
Seize a few dollars from the people who sweat
Cause it's freedom or death and they won't question it
At a job site the boss is god like
Conditioned workhorses park at a stoplight
Seasoned vets with their feet in nets
A stones throw away from a rock fight
But not tonight, feed ‘em death
Minor Threat: I Don't Want to Hear It
I don't want to hear it
'Cause I know that none of it's true
I don't want to hear it
Sick and tired of all your lies
Fugazi: Five Corporations
This one's ours let's take another
Five corporations there is a pattern
I'd suggest more, but I know Mitt gets tired pretty easily and has to get to bed.
If you got some more punk rock for Mitt for another day, put them in the comments!