Boys & girls, what will be the next way Governor Mittwit will make a complete a$$ of himself? :D
It's time for "this day in history." On this date in 1709, the creator of the first dictionary of the English language, Samuel Johnson, was born in England. And, every time $aint $arah from Wasilla opens her pie hole to mangle the language, the poor man spins in his grave.
Jimi Hendrix died on this date in 1970. Are you experienced? :)
Let's get SPARKy - although I'm sure Governor Mittwit will take care of some of that. ;D So, who was the lucky soul who got to tell these darlings they needed to go on a diet? Governor Mittwit should complete the sad circle of advisers with THIS guy. Finally, all that was missing from Governor Mittwit's "come to Jesus" moment was "drunk."
On with The Rachel Maddow Show!
"BOOM" - Man, can't we stick to talking about Gov. Mittwit making an arse of himself? Oh, I guess we are. ;D He had a little presser to try to 'splain himself on that tape & demanded the full tape be released. Your wish is our command, Gov. Mitwitt! Actually, Mother Jones had already indicated they were ready for the whole tape to be released. And, to anyone who's sat through the entire mother, what the spark's wrong with you? Have you no compassion for your brainz?? ;D He's ready to set off dirty bombs in trouble spots; he doesn't know the difference between that & a nuclear (GWB pronunciation) bomb. Let's send Governor Mittwit to Hiroshima or Nagasaki to show him what a nuclear bomb is. As far as MiddleEast peace prospects, he's gonna just kick the ball down the field. Well, as much as I hate to say this, while I don't say kick the can down the field, there ain't gonna be peace there anytime soon. President Obama's lead among Jewish voters is rather large. He took a potshot at Hispanics, too, because he said it would be "helpful" to be a Latino candidate. Man, my stomach turns even more the more I hear that 47% $hit. When asked last night if he wanted to retract anything he said on that tape, he just said, basically, no. People who have less money aren't paying enough in taxes, so their taxes need to be raised - according to the MENSA folk. Again, they ain't MENSA folk for nothing! High income tax payers get a cut; the rest of us get reamed. This tax plan's already been implemented in a whole mess of states governed by MENSA folk. Dan Rather gets to put in his way - more - than 2 cents' worth about that tape. :D He really thought it was a mistake & is gobsmacked to find out the tape was the real deal. The likes of Bill Kristol have even slammed Governor Mittwit?? $HIT! Others are just dying to shout from the rooftops that what Gov. Mittwit said is absolutely damn true. Well, they are welcome to do so, and, if they're running for office, they will hopefully get their arses handed to them in November. The next week, according to Mr. Dan, is critical for Gov. Mittwit. So, there are a whole host of other ways for Gov. Mittwit to stick his 1% foot down his 1% pie hole. :D The deductions for those 47% that Gov. Mittwit trashed were largely created by...wait for it...THE MENSA PARTY!
"You're Going to Have to Take my Word for It" - I don't know 'bout y'all, but I ain't taking Gov. Mittwit's word on or for ANYTHING - well, except how NOT to treat a doggie. Paying taxes is apparently some sort of moral issue for the MENSA candidate, but he won't show his. AWKWARD! Rep. Kill Medicare As We Know It had to submit 10 YEARS' WORTH. Governor Mittwit says he's never paid less than 13%, and we'll just have to take his word for it. Ya' know what President Obama should do for every debate? Bring out a dolly or a cart full of his tax returns. Now, wouldn't THAT be a visual?? Seriously, I don't know how much of this Gov. Mittwit tape & related news my blood pressure can take.
"Plan Overboard!" - Bloomberg & a host of others are sticking a fork into the Governor Mittwit campaign - no, not just the dirty stinkin' librul folk! The Weekly Standard said "arrogant" & "stupid" about that tape????? WOW! I do vaguely remember when Senator McCentury's campaign was in the $hitter, but I DO NOT remember him being in worse shape then Gov. Mittwit is now...until that "the state of the economy is strong" $hit. Steve Kornacki's in studio to say whether or not to stick a fork into the MENSA campaign. Nope, I don't think we can yet because, call me paranoid, but there's a lot of damn time left before Election Day, and a whole lot can happen very quickly. He said Governor Mittwit needs to have a hell of a good debate {insert spit take here} - NOT BLOODY LIKELY! :D
"Take Your Daughter to Work Day" - There's a 42 - point gap between President Obama & Governor Mittwit among Hispanic voters. Guess who's behind? Women all over the country don't like him, and women in "swing states" REALLY don't like him. He doesn't have a daughter, does he? That ad doesn't even make sense. Who the spark thought of that? It must've been the Christine "No Relation to Lawrence" O'Donnell's "I'm Not a Witch" person.