Since the polls are dead even in Ohio, Willard and his side-kick have struck out on Mr. Bus. They even have their very own song to sing on their road trip.
They've tried to hide their agenda in the happy music and hide their 'dog whistles' but I caught them. I've pointed out the ones I caught:
1. That bus is full of cats. No Dogs. No Seamus, not even on the roof
2. The windows go up and down - unlike on his plane
3. The cats go meow, meow, meow - just another catty comment while looking out/down on 'you people' as the drives along through Ohio
4. Driver says 'move on back'. Oh we know this one - back to the days when there were no civil rights or women's rights, no Obamacare and not much education but lots of Tea Party Freedom. Not referring to anyone specifically that should move to the back of the bus. They embody no racism. They have told us so.
5. The wipers going swish, swish, swish are really that etch-a-sketch wiping away all the things he said, that he didn't really mean, until he meant them again.
6. The horn on the bus goes Beep Beep Beep - thats just to let Obama know that when he is speaking they will be circling his venue just a beep-beeping away like drunken teenagers. Oh just so much fun.
7. The babies on the bus - those are all the grandkids that Willard says he loves so much. (then he goes and says something like this "Well, I don't want to give anything to the grandchildren -- I'll give it to the sons, so you just know that the daughters-in-law had something to do with putting all those little kids on the bus.
8. The Mommies on the bus go shhh shhh shhh. Well you got women on a bus full of Republican men so you know their scared. They don't want any of that vaginal probing and the likes.
So now you know what to watch for, enjoy their little road ditty.