Rick Santorum, who usually devotes himself to obsessing about fetuses, took a break to return to his second favorite obsession: gay sex. Man, he loves gay sex. When he's not making his kids kiss dead fetuses, or blaming his wife for the controversial parts of the book he authored, or throwing up because of JFK, he just cannot stop thinking and talking about gay sex and how if all consenting adults have the same rights to visit each other in the hospital or take advantage of those tax breaks Republicans love, it's pretty much just like men fucking dogs. And that's why stopping marriage equality in the state of Washington is the Most Important Fight For Freedom Evah!TM
Ex-Sen. Rick Santorum entered the campaign against same-sex marriage in Washington state on Tuesday with an apocalyptic warning about its potential consequences on America’s families and churches.
The former Republican presidential candidate spoke to a closed-door Spokane fundraiser for the Family Policy Institute of Washington. [...]
“The movement you are fighting is the most important movement to win,” Santorum added. He said it is even more important that the movement to block abortion in America. He warned that marriage will “disintegrate” along with the American family if same-sex marriage becomes legal.
“This issue will destroy and undermine the church in American more than any other movement,” said Santorum.
Do we even need to debunk this crap? Marriage will lead to the disintegration of the family? Really? And also, did he not get the memo that it's birth control that will destroy the Church? I mean, duh! His fellow Republicans who haven't yet been fired by the voters even held a hearing about it. It's also just like Pearl Harbor Day and 9/11, which has to be worse than the disintegration of the family, right?
Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ, Rick, get your talking points straight. The order of threats to America and freedom is (1) birth control, (2) Obamacare, (3) taxes, (4) women, then marriage equality. Duh.
You can watch the entire nauseating 35-minute video if you must. Or if you're a hardcore masochist.