Please direct your attention to A Play In One Act by Gangster Octopus. Submitted humbly for your enjoyment.
UPDATE: I had not realized that Gangster Octopus had also posted this piece in diary form. Don't recommend this diary, instead, please go recommend that diary, enjoy and show G.Octopus some love.
Nothing more for me to add here, except that Gangster Octopus should have a Mojo meter of over 9000 for this amazing comment/ one act play/diary. Blessed are the Daily Kos commenters, I raise a glass to your good health.
and to Gangster Octopus, I salute you.
The floor is now yours