To the tune of "That's Amore". User cassandracarolina here had the idea for this song a short time ago and made some lines, other users (stevemb, Nickie Haflinger and me) quickly joined in and I have collected many of the lines, merging them together to make: The Romney song. You are all free to add your lines in the comments if you like.
And don't worry: It's covered ;). Bye!
Update: User nicteis' lines have been added.
That's Romnesia
If Obamacare sucks
But your plan saved big bucks
That's Romnesia
Be pro-life or pro-choice
Just keep changing your voice
That's Romnesia
It's OK if you're gay
If you'll just go away
That's Romnesia
If your Etch-a-Sketch lies
Have folks rolling their eyes,
That's Romnesia
If your cheap-shot attack
Gets you fact-checker flak
That's Romnesia
If the cry "That's not true"
Leaves you feeling quite blue
That's Romnesia
You forget who you are
When the White House's not far?
That's Romnesia
"Let us bankrupt GM!"
"Wait, I've saved all of them!"
That's Romnesia
You start changing your shade
Once you hear "Roe v Wade"?
That's Romnesia
"Let them self-deportate."
But not yours, for Pete's sake!
That's Romnesia
When your tax plan's a hoax
And your donors are Kochs ...
That's Romnesia
"47 %?
We love 100 %."
That's Romnesia!
"When I've slashed every tax
The same money comes back."
That's Romnesia.