Why did Mitt Romney cross the road?
To avoid 47% of his fellow Americans.
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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Mitt.
Mitt who?
Mitt who?!?!?
Mitt who?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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How many of Romney’s accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
At least two. One to screw the bulb in. The other to unscrew it before anyone has seen what has happened.
UP@NIGHT