October 25th, 2012
I, Jeffrey Lieber, hereby pledge to donate 1/5th Trump... AKA 1 million dollars... to the person or persons who can develop the technology to forcibly implant a fertilized, living human egg into the puckered anus of... say... a male candidate for the US Senate that rhymes with the word Schmindiana.
Said forcible technology must be painful and demeaning and able to be administered by a stranger or a trusted friend or lover, in a surprise fashion, in a random location... like a parking lot... or the coat room of a business party... or even in the bed and home of the aforementioned Schmidiana Senate Candidate.
Most importantly, once the living human egg has been implanted, this technology must also have the flexibility be used as a weapon to beat and bruise and bloody its subject to the point where said subject will need to call the authorities and explain... in graphic terms... how he ended up with a thriving blastocyst in its anus.
Upon completion of this experiment, a debate, about personal medical choice and the nature of God's will should be initiated... post haste