HR 1234 IH
113th CONGRESS
2d Session
H. R. 1234
To prohibit male masturbation and to provide for conscience protections, and for other purposes.
IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
October 29, 2012
Ms. Pelosi, and the other 75 women of the house.
A BILL
To prohibit male masturbation and to provide for conscience protections, and for other purposes.
Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled,
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SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.
This Act may be cited as the ‘No More Jerking Off Act'.
Whereas: God created man in His own image and provided the human race with the means to procreate.
And Whereas: The sole purpose of that act is to procreate.
Be It Understood That: Every one of those living sperm holds the potential of God's purpose and to abort millions of those little guys for a spurt of personal pleasure is an offense against God and Country.
Be It Therefore Proposed: That any such act be considered in violation of this Act.