The opening line to this column says it all:
This is Alabama, where you just can't make this stuff up.
Indeed.
The Alabama Republican Party will undoubtedly have a lot to celebrate on Tuesday night. There will be lots of Republican wins across the state. Mitt Romney should garner 80% of the state's white vote -- more than enough to make Alabama dark red.
So what better way to celebrate than to discharge firearms, right?
The Alabama GOP election night victory party Tuesday is not going to be held in some stuffy boring hotel or any other traditional election-night location. No, Alabama Republicans will celebrate Mitt Romney's win in Alabama at none other than Hoover Tactical Firearms.
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This isn't about Hoover Tactical Firearms. It's about the Republican Party and its lack of sensitivity in holding a statewide victory celebration at a gun store.