In 1792, only white, property-owning males were allowed to vote and look what happened. They elected a creep with wooden teeth.
America, don't put Mitt Romney in the White House. He can already afford to live in a better neighborhood.
If we stop voting, will they go away?
If you see Karl Rove wearing his black cloak, RUN! He's in need of a blood sacrifice for the election.
I hope this life wears off soon because I'm starting to freak out.
If you're anything like me, you have no idea what I'm talking about either... I'm glad we have this in common.
When you get down and hopeless in life, remember: The fat kid from "Stand by Me" married Rebecca Romijn.
I have trust issues. They started when Roseanne just switched out the Beckys pretending like nothing happened.