If you dare hop over to the Dumbfuckistan Chronicle [RedState] and the Their Gonna Take Ma Guns Journal [The Free Republic]
You can read about the terrors of voting
New Black Panthers Up To Old Tricks? {RS]
An indepth story about how scary blackmen holding the door open for you will make you vote Democrat.
GOP fights for a fair election in Pennsylvania [RS]
About how America should be a one party state so as to avoid confusion
More Dem playbook in action, shredding GOP registrations [RS]
A terrible tale of how Erick Erickson got his fingers caught in the paper shredder whilst praying to god to smite the heathen Democrats.
Black panthers OMFG BLACK PANTHERS! [FR]
A story about how poor white people are being chased by Godzilla in Tokyo.
Obama planning to bomb polling station in Philly [FR]
Why else would he change into a bomber jacket?
Obama knows a woman, who knows a woman, who knows a woman. [FR]
And how because of this knowledge Iran will win if he wins.
Yep, if Mitt Romney loses it will because aliens ate your ballot.