The election day pressure starts to get to Mitt Romney. "Gosh darn, I need some fresh air…" he gasps. "Pilot? Please roll down the windows."
It's important to remember all the countries that can't democratically elect their own leaders like Syria, and North Korea, and Florida
Pro Voting Tip: If someone in the next voting booth taps their foot 3 times, it means you're in a bathroom and that's not where you vote.
Somewhere right now George Bush is snoring, with his hand in a box of doughnuts.
I love democracy, but remember there are millions of Americans who would vote for Hitler if it guaranteed a win for their NFL team Sunday.
Millions of people praying for their candidate to win. But I'm pretty sure the devil can use whoever's in there equally well.
Voting is your duty. Because if nobody voted, no one would be "in charge" and politicians would have no power and, and... uh...