I just had to get these off my chest. You just have to read them, because they are TRUE:
1) THEY MUST DO A RECOUNT OF ALL THE VOTES! THEN IT'LL TURN OUT THAT RON PAUL WRITE-IN WON IN A LANDSLIDE! EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!
2) America is Godless and tolerates gays. God has punished it — not by Hurricane Sandy, as some theologians believe — but by sentencing it to have a LIBERAL, COMMUNIST and MUSLIM president for four more years, and a senate to match. REPENT!