Yo, Mitt. The election is over now. Remember your secret tax plan, the one where you cut taxes 20% across the board, and still raised more revenue? The one that was going to bring the deficit down? The one you couldn't tell us about, because Democrats might say bad things about you?
Tell us now. We're all ears. No worries that you might lose the election; you already did.
We're waiting....
Commenters are invited to submit reasons why Romney is still keeping his brilliance from us commoners.