The Stock Market is tanking!
Obama's election has scared Wall AND Main!
Obama fired Twinkies employees because they were greedy!
Obama's ONLY hope is to take GOP economic ideas and apply them, because America approves of them!
AETNA will fire thousands because of Obama!
Papa John's will flush even more because of Obamascare!
We are approaching a financial CLIFF because the rich's taxes will go up!
Wait. the market just jumped 200 points.
Most economists claim that increasing taxes on the rich . . . will HELP the economy.
AETNA is feeling the heat and reconsidering its stupidity.
Papa John's organized a christian group to complain about ObamaCare, and no one showed up. And they are REALLY feeling the heat about the owner's ineffable stupidity.
Rush Limbaugh is fading fast.
What the hell? what happened to all those scary things that were supposed to happen if we elected a Kenyan, muslin sporting, socialist, fascist, communist, anti-American, terror-loving guy like Obama?