NASA would be a lot more popular if once in a while they'd fight some Klingons.
The BCS National Championship game is set: Christians vs. Catholics
Has anyone decoded what message Morgan Freeman's freckles are trying to tell us yet?
Rudolph was too forgiving of the other reindeer. He should have let them crash in the fog.
Every now & then your brain gifts you with the thought, "oh, that's right, I don't actually give a fuck about this." Treasure it
Pluto's not a planet. Brontosaurus isn't real. The North Pole is melting. Thanks for spitting upon my childhood, scientists!
If a natural disaster were to ever strike and the internet was down, I've got a 30 day emergency supply of back-up porn in the basement.
The Domino's Pizza Tracker pinpoints everything! 8:40 PM: Ron didn't wash hands before returning to work. 8:53 PM: Ron spit on your pizza.
I don't think you understand pressure until you've tried to give a lesbian an orgasm.