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Our first necromancer president.
As we all know, it was literally impossible for President Barack Obama to win, what with Dick Morris and Rasmussen saying it was impossible for Obama to win. Yet somehow, unexplainably, the unimaginable happened. It was as if millions of conservatives suddenly cried out in terror and millions more premature Election Night wingnut celebrations were suddenly silenced. Something terrible had happened.

Reality had intruded into that perfectly constructed wingnut bubble, and it wasn't a pretty sight. Wait, that wasn't it. It was something about Satan and necromancers.

The gory details, below the fold!

Fellow Christian Markos Moulitsas Please Listen!

Mr. Moulitsas, your party is mostly atheist or anti-Christian but you are still Christian and you know the meaning of God's love. You must abandon the evil of Barack Obama, why? Please listen. Obama was about to lose the election accordning to all credible polls and yet was not woried. He CONTINUED MAKING PREPARATIONS FOR HIS NEXT TERM EVEN THOUGH HE WAS LOSING AS IF HE KNEW THAT HE WOULD WIN! Then suddendly the hurricane struck (satanic miracle?) and the formerly Christian governor Crhis Christie turned his back on God and allied with Obama and then Obama won. It would have been literaly IMPOSSIBLE for Obama to win, and then the imposssible happend and he won. And he KNEW all this, HOW?!? How could Obama know that he would win when it was literaly impossible?

The answer is found in the Bible: Obama is a necromancer, one who consults the familiar spirits. This practice is common among pagans, as documented in the Bible. Obama himself is from Africa, where people are mostly pagan/muslim and such divination is widely pracitced. What does the Bible say about such divinations? Let us see:

"When thou art come into the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee, thou shalt not learn to do after the abominations of those nations. There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch, Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer."

So this is an EVIL practice and one that Bible clearly condemns. You are literaly in league with SATAN if you ally yourself with Obama. You are now asking if you can ever be forgiven? I have truly amazing news for you! You can be forgiven, witness: "Behold, the eye of the LORD is upon them that fear him, upon them that hope in his mercy; To deliver their soul from death, and to keep them alive in famine." So FEAR the LORD and you will have mercy, your soul delivered from death! Speak out against the evil of Obama and be forgiven, rejoin the community of Christians. Abandon the evildoers and their satanic practices, please!

What is there in your future? Witness: "But I am like a green olive tree in the house of God: I trust in the mercy of God for ever and ever."

1. It was impossible for Obama to win.

2. So how did Obama win?

3. He saw into the future and saw himself win, which apparently wasn't so impossible after all.

As sad as that is, it's still better logic than anything Dick Morris has written lately.

United NAZI-ons!!!

There si a strong push by the global elite including Barry Soetoro to make USA (the last free country on earth) a slave to the fascist United NAZI-ons tyranny. The secret agenda 21 is now public information and mandatory fluoridation schems have been made for decades, all with the idea to control populations and to make them not able to resist the UN invasion.

The latest plan is to destroy Israel who is a n US ally. This decicison was made some days ago where the United NAZI-ons chose to recognize HAMAS as an independnt country. ISrael and USA were the only countries to oppose granting HAMAS power, while other countries/nazis voted in favor of HAMAS and the genocide of all jews. United NAZI-ons is a godless tool of the nazis and tyrants.

UN wants to take our guns, they want to stop us to teaching our children CHRISTIANITY, they want us to become weak and homosexual, they want us destroy our armed forces so we can be taken over. THEY WILL FAIL BECAUSE WE STAND WITH GOD!!!

NAZI-ons? Pssshft! Its the NAZI-offs you should be worried about!
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I do not appreciate your column blaming someone who isn't a liberal for bombing a federal office building.

I consider your accusation libelous...you have libeled all of us who don't agree with the glorious leader Obama.

I consider what you have written as tantamount to placing a target on my back and chest and delivering me to be executed by some left wing wacko who hates white conservatives who work for a living.

The author only called himself Empty Vessel.  And empty is your head.

Wanna bet this is someone from a terrorist organization and not one of your fellow Americans?

I would say you are inciting violence with your written word...should I turn you into the FBI as a potential suspect?

We don't shoot people we don't like. We're not conservatives.

We just point and laugh at them.

Who's Ox ?

Banning "edscan" and allowing Republicans to make wild and crazy lies about everything
that they want to lie about is blatantly stupid.
How can you ban the truth....and publish the
lies ? edscan

I give up. Who is Ox?
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