Mike "Chucklefuck" Huckabee, the Christianist talk-show host, has said that the lack of enforced Christianity in public schools caused the massacre in the school in Newtown, Connecticut today.
I agree that massacres of children should be stopped, and that condoning such massacres is evil.
Evil is compounded by the use of the forces of nature in the slaughter of children. Read on for a tale of horror that will make Stephen Colbert's blood run cold.
From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.The slaughter of more than twice as many children as today in Newtown, Connecticut. Perpetrated by bears, the #1 menace to society according to Colbert, and in a town that gave the town I grew up in its name.
And what horrid, prurient work contained this atrocity? None other than the Bible, the book that Mike Huckabee promotes as the literal truth. (2 Kings 2: 23-24, for reference.)