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Sorry...was I shouting? Its just the Spiteful Schadenfreude Monkey within is dancing with glee.

For my chums NOSTRADUMBASS DAY is nearly here.

Oh yes indeedy, the Glorious 22nd is nearly upon us.

The glorious, wonderful Golden Ticket Day

The day we of the rational and reasonable real world get to start delivering HitchSlap after HitchSlap to those Ancient Aliens loving f*ckgiraffes who for years have been flooding the interwebby, from endless brain dead New Age wibble self made sites, through the blogosphere, to YouTube with a sh*t tsunami of drivel and pseudo science.

Yes my cold hearted rational chums.... NOSTRADUMBASS DAY COMETH

Now, as my fellow despiser of dumbasses Troubadour wrote in his diary at

Often it seems like the consequences of both stupidity and intelligence just end up being spread around to everyone equally regardless of their relative contribution, so on balance it ends up that mind-numbing ignorance is rewarded and thoughtful behavior punished.  We must end this intellectual Marxism and impose some rigorous accountability, starting with this Mayan apocalypse bullshit.  It's fun to explore mythology and indulge in zeitgeist, but when you take fairy tales and children's stories seriously, you my friend are a moron and need to be mercilessly mocked and exploited.  You need to have a dunce cap super-glued to your head and be paraded before the normals like a circus monkey.
Love that thinking there matey, and the suggestions are ace....

However, may I add a few suggestions:

Spend a few sheckles on a self printed T Shirt for your associate who believes in the Mayan goofball cackola. Make it bright and attention grabbing. Print some appropriate message on there in big fat bold letters.

How about NOSTRADUMBASS for example...or maybe




Or why not invite them out on the 22nd for a drinkypoo at your local bar? Make sure to invite all your mates, and as the cockmonkey Planet X fan walks in all dive under the table screaming comically AAAAAAAAARGH NIBIRU IS UPON US.

Or how about you turn up to your local Poetry Slam bar, or event, with said f*ckgiraffe in tow, and get up on stage to perform a little poem for them? Don't forget to introduce the poem by asking the audience if there are any other Mayan Death Star X fans in there as well and dedicate the poem to ALL of them.

Here is the poem I suggest.... its an old classic by the Bard Of Salford, Mr John Cooper Clarke.

Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.
Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend.
You give me the horrors, too bad to be true
All of my tomorrow’s are lousy coz of you.

You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain

You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.
Do us all a favour, here... wear this polythene bag.

You’re like a dose of scabies,
I’ve got you under my skin.
You make life a fairy tale... Grimm!

People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.
You’ve got this slippery quality,
it makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality
I hate both of them.

Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.
Like a death a birthday party,
you ruin all the fun.
Like a sucked and spat out Smartie,
you’re no use to anyone.
Like the shadow of the guillotine
on a dead consumptive’s face.
Speaking as an outsider,
what do you think of the human race

You went to a progressive psychiatrist.
He recommended suicide...
before scratching your bad name off his list,
and pointing the way outside.

You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.
You’re heading for a breakdown,
better pull yourself apart.

Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.
Your attitudes, platitudes, just make me wanna piss.

What kind of creature bore you
Was is some kind of bat
They can’t find a good word for you,
but I can...

Of course there is always the really easy option. Just walk up to them and laugh...loud and their faces. Keep doing it till they crawl back under the kitchen table and agree never to go near a keyboard again.

So, come on my fellow haters of the Time Cube Cockmonkeys, Ancient Aliens Asshats, Planet X Pieholefiddlers and Mayan Doomsday Douchebags.... GET YOUR MOB ON!

Make the 22nd December 2012 the day we start to take the net back off these clowns and copro-sages. Do the right thing....dont just flame these dimwits....drop a 5000lb canister of napalm on their heads. Wake up, turn on, and go find some vids on YouTube to post NyaaaNyaaaa comments under. Embrace the Spite Monkey within. Its fun, its cathartic, and maybe we can shame these cockmonkeys into becoming lock in agrophobes who stay offline and away from the rational world.

Cos sometimes, you just have to be cruel to be kind.

Dec 22nd 2012 is NOSTRADUMBASS DAY

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Comment Preferences

  •  How very Liberal of you to Attack the Religion (0+ / 0-)

    of your fellow Kossarians.

    Notice: This Comment © 2012 ROGNM

    by ROGNM on Wed Dec 19, 2012 at 06:41:06 AM PST

  •  Delete this trash. (2+ / 0-)





  •  dont' delete it (0+ / 0-)

    i agree.  People who follow blind faith and end of the world myths deserve to be mocked, and then forgotten.

    It is they that are holding us back, distracting society with these pseudo problems and the media gives them all the attention instead of the real problems.

    95% of all life forms that once existed on earth are now extinct. It is only a matter of time until the Republicans follow suit.

    by PRRedlin on Wed Dec 19, 2012 at 07:44:44 AM PST

  •  Perfectly appropriate response to these (0+ / 0-)

    pathetic specimens of what an adeptly-applied condom would have prevented.  If not for morons, evil people would have a much harder time taking power.

    In Roviet Union, money spends YOU.

    by Troubadour on Wed Dec 19, 2012 at 08:26:36 AM PST

    •  Do you really want to be known (1+ / 0-)
      Recommended by:

      for tipping and reccing the C-bomb?

      •  Clearly the author is British. (0+ / 0-)

        It's not the same thing.

        In Roviet Union, money spends YOU.

        by Troubadour on Wed Dec 19, 2012 at 01:07:32 PM PST

        [ Parent ]

        •  Thanks geezer (0+ / 0-)

          Correct, as said My Little Pony lover would have learned had they bothered to read who JCC is, or any of my other stuff, or the profile.

          Guess they are also not big fans of your own street poet of bitterness, the late and very great Charles Bukowski.

      •  Mwaaa Mwahhhh (0+ / 0-)

        nasty rotten Limey said a poo poo cacky word daddy!

        Grow the fuck up you tosspot. The use of the common vernacular to express a written form of facepalm is a long and proud tradition of Britain. It has been going on since the days of ye knights of old, where the local red light street was called Grope Cunnte Alley (as it was in York till the name got changed by the Victorians).

        Still, what can I expect from an understanding of the beauty of the language and vernacular used by literary greats like Chaucer? Make me giggle.

        Only in the land of the Puritanical Buckle Hattes, laughably portrayed as the land of free speech by a people with no sense of irony, is it common to criminalise words.

        Over my side of the Great Sanity Divide we call The Atlantic we use swearing as a form of punctuation. And quite frankly, if that offends, then go elsewhere. I didn't make you read chose to.

        Now piss off and go read a thread about My Little Pony.

  •  Did Nostradamus know the Mayans? (0+ / 0-)

    This particular end of world refers to the Mayan calendar. Maybe you just assume Nostradamus is going along for the ride?

    •  NostraDumbass (0+ / 0-)

      This is my own descriptor for the spammy faced eggy eyed cockmonkeys, fuckgiraffes, shithawks, copro-sages and snake oil salesmen who have spent years inflicting shit tsunamis of pseudo scientific cack and quackery on the sane world via all forms of Information Age media.

      Switch on so called educational channels like History Channel and there they are - Ancient Aliens, Decoded, The Nostradamus Effect..... on and on and on and on

      Surf the net and you surf across the waves of crap they post all over - even here on Kos

      Do a simple search on YouTube....its drowning in stupidity.

      Well, I say enough. Off come the gloves, on go the knuckle dusters, and its time for a proper full on pub rules tear up.

      Hope that clears that up for you matey.

      •  Wow (0+ / 0-)

        Why not tell me how you really feel?  LOL I'd be witcha but for the anger.. it's just not worth getting furious about, for me.  And as long as it's just "playing" it's kinda fun to look at some of the "ancient aliens" stuff, which can be pretty awesome and beg for explanation, even if you don't believe the "explanations" that usually accompany them. But it still just boggles my mind that ANYone could believe some of this crap enough to act on it!    

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