What Politicians Think But Don't Say
1) " Being irrelevant now doesn't mean I'm not in charge."
- Grover Nordquist
2) " I hug Obama one time and the House Republicans are
trying to make me look about as effective as a power outage
in the middle of Hurricane Sandy."
- Gov. Chris Christie
3) " You wanted to replace me! - Me? - It's me you wanted
to replace on the ticket! - Hillary...let me know how that
Benghazi testimony works out for you"
- Vice President Joe Biden
4) "Mr. Speaker, John - congratulations on the Fiscal Cliff vote -
Let me take your picture - okay, take one step back - one more -
just one more - Oops! - John, are you okay? - Don't worry, the fall
just hurts...it's that vote that will kill you!"
- House Majority Leader
Eric Cantor
5) "After interviewing NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre on Meet The Press
- I couldn't tell whether he was a gun owner speaking about the
problems of the mentally challenged or a mentally challenged gun
owner."
- Host of Meet The Press
David Gregory
6) " I didn't say Michelle Bachmann was a moody bitch - I said
Moody will downgrade our credit rating again if Republicans
use the debt ceiling to drive our economy back into the ditch"
- Senator Charles Schumer
7) " I just want to say that not having a Dennis Kucinich in the
113th Congress is a loss for every short, overachieving, middle-
aged politician in Congress with idea's that stand tall and an even
taller wife"
- Former Congressman
Dennis Kucinich
8) "Yes Al Jazeera is easier to get along with than Keith Olbermann!"
- Current TV Owner
Al Gore
9) "Negotiating with John Boehner reminds me of my first date with
Michele - we fought over who was in charge and I knew I wasn't going
to close the deal"
- President Barack Obama
10) "Manny Pacquino may have suffered a surprising defeat and a
devastating knockout - but I envy him because at least he can't
remember it".
- Former Presidential Candidate
Mitt Romney