In 2008 the Fucking Fucksters diddled away my 401K, fucking gaming it away on Fucking Wall Street.
But they weren't satisfied with that and I fucking had to bail out the Fucking Fucksters after they crashed.
But the Fucking Fucksters weren't happy with that even and they started Fucking Fix the Fucking Debt fucking around with me, trying to fucking grab my Social Security and Medicare.
And, because of the Fucking Gamester general fucking mentality of the fucking general public I can't fucking open my e-mail because the fucking motherfucking corporation that fucking ate up my internet connection fucking bombards my e-mail with fucking ads that block me from opening my fucking e-mail. I won't name the fucking offending entity.
But the fucking reality is that the fucking offending entity wants me to upgrade my e-mail account and spend lots of money on all fucking kinds of bells and whistles that the fucking gamester general public likes to waste its fucking money on and I just want a basic, cheap connection that I could get in a real market economy instead of the actual fucking around with me fucking crap pretending to be a real fucking market economy fucking actually delivers.
I fucking will file a fucking complaint with the Fucking FCC, (now the FFCC, thank you!) but I fucking know that the fucking bureaucrats running the FFCC are owned by Fucking Rupert Murdoch and my fucking complaint is fucking moot. And they will fucking give Fucking Rupert Murdoch whatever he fucking wants and then they will fucking dance through the fucking revolving door into a fucking cushy job with fucking corporate.
I ain't got time for fucking fun and games!