Be the change you want to see in the world. Or, get control of a whole bunch of tanks, maybe some jets, a few ships...
History proves that sometimes revolution is the answer. Then again, history also proves that getting drunk is the answer. Choose wisely.
I can't believe someone said something awful just to get attention! I'm going to share it with as many people as possible. That'll show 'em!
People instinctively detect and react to sarcasm, so skip that and just go with outright verbal aggression.
Stop giving a fuck when some moron says something moronic.
You never know what harmless thing you saw as a child has been festering in your subconscious as a secret fear until you encounter it again.
When did grandmothers become so young? Back when I was a kid, grandmothers were ancient ladies with their hair up in a prehistoric bun.
“Well, at least I can’t say his life wasn’t a total waste” (Guy tapping my funeral keg)
The world is yours. Piss on it to claim your territory.