It took 4 years to finish the George W. Bush library. They were searching for a couple rare comic books to complete the collection.
Oprah buys her sodium pentothal in bulk. Gayle and Stedman are not allowed near it.
Hey, where'd my guns go?
I'm a pot smoker so it is kind of ironic I would say this, but I would legalize marijuana in all fifty states just to get stoner's to shut the fuck up about legalizing marijuana.
I’m glad they blur the middle finger on TV. I can’t even imagine what the sight of an entire middle finger would do to a child’s mind.
My rap name is "Pay¢heck 2 Pay¢heck."
When you become bitter and worn, when you stop thinking with your heart, when emotions no longer rule your day, I'll be right here waiting for you.