What follows below the orange smoke is a copy of a Petition that was recently received by the Office of President Pro Tem of the Senate from a Tea Party member.....from a militia compound deep in Idaho.
The purpose of the Petition seems to be to create new Republican-leaning Red States. Could this be just another effort to disenfranchise Democratic voters and skew the 2014 and 2016 elections to the Republicans?
With Republicans legislators passing all sorts of bizarre legislation claiming that all human embryos and sperm are human life, we should have guessed that this Petition to the Congress was to be expected. But we are left with many heavy and, some would say, musky questions.
Have the Tea Party Wingnuts gone to far this time?
And will these new states really be 'Red' or 'Blue' States?
You decide! Read on....
THE SENATE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
MY SCROTUM ADMITTED TO THE UNION AS
TWO NEW SOVEREIGN AND INDEPENDENT STATES
WHEREAS, it is now commonly recognized by leading Republican Religious and Scientific Scholars that each and every human egg and sperm are SACRED HUMAN LIFE, and
WHEREAS, such SCIENTIFIC scholarship acknowledging SACRED HUMAN LIFE has been thoroughly documented in numerous SCIENTIFIC journals and/or religious blogs and by popular radio programming hosts, and
WHEREAS, all recognized SACRED HUMAN LIFE deserves representation (WITHOUT TAXATION!!!!!!) in, and by the GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLE,
THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED, That this petition to the Senate of the United States be accepted and that my scrotum be admitted to the Union of States as two new Sovereign and Independent States known thereafter as North Testicle and South Testicle.
IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE INTENT OF THE FOUNDING FATHERS AND OUR GOD-GIVEN CONSTITUTION, It is recognized by the Senate that the New Sovereign and Independent States of North Testicle and South Testicle due have the RIGHT TO NULLIFY any and all UNCONSTITUTIONAL AND TREASONOUS ACTS of the Federal Government, and these two states also have the RIGHT TO LEGALLY SEPARATE THEMSELVES from the Federal Government, for any reason whatsoever.
In addition, as SOVEREIGN AND INDEPENDENT STATES, North Testicle and South Testicle will each be accorded two seats in the Senate and one seat in the House of Representatives.
Submitted and Signed,
TEA PARTY PATRIOT
Freedom Compound, Idaho