Chief Justice Roberts seems like a dick on Facebook: "Oh, just swearing in the President today. What are u doing? Gonna guess not that."
A 330 million pixel photo of the Milky Way is a great reminder that it doesn't matter what Jesus wrote in the Constitution about gun ownership.
Let's all quit fighting about politics and agree that there needs to be a law passed immediately making every weekend 3 days long.
Sorry, guys, I'm just a little excited right now. Apparently, one of my Facebook friends has joined Pinterest.
Come on, surely, once in his life, Gandhi finished off sex with his wife by blurting out, "I come in peace!"
And where there were no footprints in the sand, that's that time Jesus took you skiing in Vail.
I suspect there are some conservatives who have Progressive insurance.