I bear witness before whatever gods there may or may not be, you just can't make this stuff up.
For the uninitiated, "DGU" stands for "defensive gun use." And to me, this is the best kind, and also the kind that doesn't tend to show up in the counts of same by the anti-gun folks: the kind where nobody gets shot.
At least, no one got shot with a FIREARM in this one.
More below the orange crack brillo.
Deputies in Fort Meyers say they Tasered and then arrested a naked Florida man who broke into a home to steal a television but then masturbated and defecated after the homeowner pulled a gun.Proof, to me at least, that the human race did indeed evolve from monkeys.
Lee County Sheriff’s deputies said they were called to a home in North Fort Myers on Monday after the resident heard noises on the roof of his home, according to WTSP. The victim went outside where 21-year-old Gregory Matthew Bruni allegedly jumped from the roof and knocked him down.But wait! There's more!
The victim told investigators he yelled for his wife to get a gun as Bruni continued to thrash around the house, knocking over a wet/dry vacuum and spilling its contents on the floor.The wife fired three shots from a .38 caliber revolver at Bruni, but missed and hit a wall. Bruni then fell to the ground and began masturbating in the living room before he ran into the victims' son's bedroom and began rubbing his face with clothing, according to the report...Deputies later discovered Bruni defecated near the front door and in a hallway inside the residence.Another news source says the misses were warning shots:
Bruni then headed toward the couple's son's bedroom, where several guns were stored, so the man's wife fired three warning shots from a .38 revolver.He rubs the clothing on his skin and then he gets the Taser again......
Bruni tried to flee the deputies, and they ended up using a Taser to subdue him. He was taken to the hospital, but doctors told deputies they couldn't identify the substance Bruni was on during the incident.Two words: bath salts.
“He’s laying on my floor,” the homeowner told 911 operators. “He run in my fucking house naked, hooting and hollering and tearing shit up.”Do with this as you will. I really can't supply too much in the way of editorial commentary. Some things speak for themselves.
Disclaimer: This is not an official RKBA diary. I wouldn't do that to my buddies. :)