I hate to expose someone so ruthlessly, but somebody's got to tell the truth about this guy. Lord knows, he never will.
And it's sure not something his hunting buddies are ever going to spill. You know. What happens on the hunt, stays on the hunt.
But the sad fact is that this is a guy who couldn't hit a tame deer at a salt lick if it stood right in front of him. Not with a measly 10 bullets, anyhow. The man needs at least 30, and better still maybe 450 or 470 rounds to keep 'em coming while he staggers around trying to hold up his gun and find the target. I mean seriously, what else can it be? Why else would he want 30 bullets at a time?
Embarrassing, I know. I mean it's the whole reason he's firing up the country and talking revolution. It's all just a bluff. The NRA is like the perfect beard. He just doesn't want to tell anybody about his shaky hands and bad marksmanship. Not to mention his lousy sportsmanship. Seriously. I feel bad for the guy.