There are such things as cool nerdy people - the kind who are smart, read a lot, have detailed knowledge of a wide range of subjects, and whose awkwardness is just a product of having preoccupied minds. And then there are the truly, deeply, fundamentally uncool people - dickbags who, despite all of their shortcomings in every single department of human merit and personality, still seem to believe they are God's gift to the species. The Republican Party exists of, by, and for these latter dingleberries, so it came as no shock when - once again - one of the two giant, ulcerated assholes the GOP chose to give their Party's rebuttal to President Obama's State of the Union Address ended up looking like he was auditioning for a middle school talent show and sounded even dumber than the deranged Teahadi script he was cotton-mouthedly trying to parrot. They had two speakers, of course, on the remote off-chance that one of them might prove to be a complete fucking imbecile. Way to think ahead, Machiavelli.