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"Don't steal, don't kill, put some stuff on your forehead, maybe sometimes don't eat meat? Look, I'm clearly running out of ideas here" -God

Maybe if unmanned military drones were to deliver gifts to sick kids, or guest judge on "American Idol", we'd see them in a different light.

I'm still disappointed that it turns out adulthood does not involve going to work by sliding down a Bat Pole.

Sanity feels weird

Peter Piper’s productivity produced a plethora of picked pecks of pickled peppers propelling prices perilously past produce profitability.

O sure, encourage me to wear pants so tight it looks like I'm hiding a snake-sausa-er.. pinkie? Whatever. My point is, I want to wear cloaks.

"I know the horns broke... do you want to pass your drivers test or not?" "Now pop the hood and hand me that goose and a roll of duct-tape."



In case of emergency: GET DRUNK

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