Michelle Malkin was so inspired by Jimmy Fallon and Michelle Obama's "Evolution of Mom Dancing," that she dons a black First Lady wig, complete with The Bangs, and dances her lithe, little body to a frolicsome parody called "Evolution of Liberal Dancing." She's come up with some gut-busting titles like "Grab Your Wallet", "The Stimulus (Let it Rain)", The "Diggie" (Obama's Spending Sinkhole), and many many others that will make you split your sides (while you're leaning over the toilet wretching). And the music playing in the background is so...so... strange. Kind of foreign sounding; exotic. Mmm...
And her fans are very pleased, as you can imagine. The comment section on her blog is loaded up with gleeful praises and stunning wit:
"Funny! And you’re not killing any resemblance of class or dignity from the White House."
*Way to bring on Da Funk, Michelle; Priceless! ;)
*From clip #1, I can only say, while Rome burns, Flotus grinds hips with a second rate comedian, and here in Realville, where I live and nobody in DC seems to notice or care, P-BO is having his way with us, savage like, and when we do fight back, it will not be with whisles and urine!!!" Hokay.
"Much better rhythm than Moochell." Oh yes, no comparison.
And my personal favorite:
"Michelle M. could have done “Baby-Having-a-Late-Term-Abortion” Dance, but that probably wouldn’t be very funny. (Sorry, feeling a bit cynical these days…)" Honey, we're all feeling a little cynical these days. Maybe the weather...
Yes sir, those right wing nutters are natural comedians. I'm sure Michelle M will be getting an invite any day now from Conan...Jimmy...Jay...okay, Sean Hannity. You're a riot, Michelle. A real riot.