Jeb Bush is apparently so serious about seeking the White House, he's thinking of changing his last name.
If Barack Obama gave Sean Hannity a donut, Hannity would criticize the donut's past associations and say donuts are destroying America.
My favorite Bible lesson is that if you never sin, you have Jesus's permission to hit whomever you want with a rock.
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Financial wizards are cool, but I'd much rather be the kind of wizard who casts fireballs. I'm pretty sure my money troubles would be over.
Batman would hate me because I'd keep using the Bat Signal to have him fetch me nachos.
I ask myself a lot of questions but I never respond, because I don't suffer fools.
I like to turn it down a notch while thinking inside the box and keeping it on the page.