This morning, Rush gleaned this kernel of “truth” from a caller's drivel: That, since women are not as clued in to physical attractiveness (in a mate, I think he means) as men are, then, ergo, ipso facto, etc, opines Rush, the reason that many lesbians are fat is......drum roll.....maybe that their mates don't care if they are hefty. Now, I doubt that Rush has any more data on lesbian body conformation than I do, but I can always count on him to plow on regardless. Truth be told, he may know fat.
Where else can you get this absurd crap, just for the cost of enduring a commercial for motorized wheel chairs and walk in bath tubs? Rush doesn't mention that some wheel chair providers might be SOL if it wasn't for Obamacare paying the cost of many such machines.
After the pronouncement about fat lesbians, he goes into the breaking story that a court has put the screws to NYC Mayor Bloomberg's effort to ban huge single servings of sugary soda. Rush wants everyone to have the right to drink as much sugary pop soda as you can buy. If you die, you die. It is your right. I think the largest ones I've seen are 64 ounces. Rush berates “low information voters” for applauding efforts to curb this sticky consumption. This happened on a Letterman show. Again, Rush doesn't mention that you could just buy TWO 32 ounce hits of your favorite soda, if you really need 64 ounces in possession. Apparently, Rush's audience contains no “low information voters”, so it would be needless to mention these details.....well, or details of most anything. Again, I'm wondering if some of those sugar freaks aren't sucking up my Medicare dollars at the urgent care clinic. No details, natch.
But I am greatly, deeply disappointed this morning. Rush goes from fat lesbians whose mates don't care about their circumference, to the attempted onslaught of our right to buy and drink huge single servings of carbonated sugar drinks........I'm thinking, come on, Rush, you can do this, you can see the light here.....you already got your fat lesbians, you got 64 ounce obesity big gulp sugar drinks,,,,,you got seque, go with it. But nothing. Maybe his producer was whispering in his earpiece: “Cool it Rush, we don't want to piss off anymore sponsors. Fat folks of all sexual persuasions use motorized wheelchairs and scooters, too, and we desperately need those sponsors.”
Stay tuned.