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Mr. Dan: Dogboy! Dogboy!
Dogboy: Yes, Mr. Dan!
Mr. Dan: Did you hear about the Supreme Court? They're poised to stop gay marriage once and for all!
Dogboy: Oh! You mean and just make it regular ol' marriage? I heard!
Mr. Dan: No! They've got the chance to make it all go away!
Dogboy: Make what go away?
Mr. Dan: Marriage by Lesbimians and the gayly-inclined.
Dogboy: Um, I don't think that's really what they--
Mr. Dan: Of course it is! The Court's turned conservative and conservative means traditional values!
Dogboy: Like long-term commitment, vows, family, stability and love! No matter who--
Mr. Dan: Bbbbrrrr, that's conservative, not gay!
Dogboy: But that's what they want!
Mr. Dan: No! Gays dance all night long and are promiscuous!
Dogboy: Um, except for the ones who want to settle down with the one they love for the rest of their lives?
Mr. Dan: Bbbbrrrr, No! That sort of traditional marriage threatens traditional marriage!
Dogboy: Tradition threatens tradition?
Mr. Dan: Stop it, Dogboy! It's about conservative values. Republican values!
Dogboy: I know, like Rob Portman, the latest Republican to support gay marriage!
Mr. Dan: [thunk] Oop, No! That's just cause his son is gay!
Dogboy: Colin Powell supports gay marriage!
Mr. Dan: [thunk] Urp, he's hardly Republican. Plus, he's, he's . . .
Mr. Dan: Yyyeah . . .
Dogboy: Oh! Laura Bush! She's for gay marriage!
Mr. Dan: [thunk] Wha-- she's a first llllady. I'm talking about real red-blooded Republicans!
Dogboy: Like Dick Cheney!
Mr. Dan: [thunk] Erp, NO! He's great, but he's for gay marriage cause his daughter's gay. C'mon, Dogboy!
Dogboy: OH! Paul Wolfowitz!
Mr. Dan: [thunk] Urr, must be a RINO, doesn't count!
Dogboy: CLINT EASTWOOD!
Mr. Dan: [thunk] Argh-- an anomaly, he's Hollywood--
Dogboy: Oh! OH! The two-hundred-and-eight state Republican lawmakers who voted to legalize same-sex marriage in thirteen states?
Mr. Dan: [thunk crash bang] Aaaaigh! Dogb--
Dogboy: Whoo! I hope your big tent has an aid station, Mr. Dan. Mr. Dan?
Mr. Dan: Grrrugh, Dogbo---
Dogboy: Love hurts, huh, Mr. Dan. Mr. Dan?
Mr. Dan: Ssstop . . . cruel . . . Dogboyuhnn . . .