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So this is the new methodology to the RNC outreach program

But, but in my day insultingly bigoted words were acceptable.

But, but I'm sorry for the tone of my words.

But but he may be a Republican but he isn't one of "us" type Republicans.

But, but stop writing down exactly what he said, it makes us look bad, really we are not like that

Benghazi!

Birth Certificates, oh wait, oh noes, that didn't come out right. We are so sorry , it's out of context with what I really think. Oh, god, why did I say it?

Goddammit, stop repeating what I said, it's not fair, look just because I called you slut/wetback/dyke doesn't mean I'm a misogynist/racist/homophobe, think of the tone I was using, now you are not playing fair you bloody whore....oh noes...damn

Run away, run away!

"As I have continued to say, everyone in this country deserves to be treated with dignity and respect," Priebus said. "Our party represents freedom and opportunity for every American and a beacon of hope to those seeking liberty throughout the world."
Phew now I'm safely wrapped in the bestest, goshdarned flag of the greatest country in the world; you can tell I'm really not such a bad person.

USA! USA! Freedom! Guns! Big Gubbmint! Mama's home baked apple pie!

Psst, do you think anyone noticed we're just a bunch of bigots?

John "get off my lawn" McCain rushes to the rescue

   Don Young's comments were offensive and have no place in our Party or in our nation's discourse. He should apologize immediately
    — John McCain (@SenJohnMcCain) March 29, 2013
So much damage control required. and so little time.

But, but you can trust them with their gunz

Police in Cottonwood Heights are searching for an assault rifle that was stolen Wednesday from the vehicle of a top Utah gun lobbyist, who called for more guns in schools after the shooting deaths of 20 children in Connecticut last year.
Maybe

Run away, run away

Is their best bet.

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