Girls as "soft spirits," innocent and pure. Men who are incapable of being pure. What?
Why? Why can't men, why can't the male sex be pure?
Medieval!
I stumble into the unwieldy internet....
WELCOME TO SOFT TAIL
That's the opening to the online ad for the company. On the left side of the ad there is a tasteful outline of a nude woman, um, the soft, inviting backside exposed, presumably for those of certain tastes.
Oh, by the way, it's an advert for "soft" vodka and grappa distilled in the adventurous State of Washington. I've never swilled grappa but I'm given to understand that it's a tad rough on the palate.
Alas, this curious fork in the internet search trail indicates that new and powerful forces prevail on the internet and it is becoming increasingly difficult to perform a search for arcane subjects such as the medieval concept of girls as "soft spirits".
I am given a number of options for my search: spells for summoning spirits, how to talk to spirits, names of demons evil spirits, contacting spirits, etc.
It probably would help me in my quest, given the internet options given me, to imbibe a bit of the "Soft Tail Spirits" available in Washington State.
Perhaps if I checked out the options the mercantile internet now offers me and invoked a spirit I might stumble across an aid in my search.
The spells offered are: how to chant a storm (Geeze! This is Global Warming time, there are damned storms arriving all the time!), necromancer's incantation (Jesus! Give the old spirits a rest already!), various spells for summoning incubuses and sucubuses with blood (Holy Moles! What if they decide they're really thirsty and they go after me? And, what kind of blood do you offer -- and how much?), cat spells, etc., blah-blah.
I am also offered the option of summoning a spirit guide. Um, what about Steve Jobs? Is he bored in eternity? Would he apply for the job? Oh Jobs? Wanna job?
Animal guides? What animal gets off on internet searches?
Guardian angels? Frankly, I am a bit turned on. How's about a phalanx of four muscular guardian angels -- for the Four Directions, of course, to guide me through the net.
On Michael! On Gabriel! Uriel! and Raphael!
Damnation, I would be totally distracted from my original search and nothing would be accomplished.
Four hunky angels! Wow! Forget about your "soft spirits"!