To be honest I'm not surprised that George's minions chose Dallas in which to plunk down his lie-bury. After all, Texas is well-known for its cancer research centers.
I'd briefly considered making occasional forays to the facility to covertly slip full-color spreads from "Nuns-n-Buns" into classified documents but I think I'll just donate the $16 admission fee to the next homeless Iraq vet I see. Just my way of honoring Dubya's term as Chief Quisling.