The portly revolutionary will lead the joyous troops of the right to victory!
To the Northern Aggressor he says, "ya boo sucks to you and your fake President!"
"I will lead you!" he cries "just as long as the barricades are not too high!
"To the rabidly Un-Americans" he cajoles "catch me if you can!"
"My pinkies maybe cold, but my heart is warm as toast, me an my rifle are ready to lead the charge...hey wait up!"
Americans to right of Jim,
Liberal haters to left
Loonies in front of him
Into the microphone
Culture Wars! Jim thundered
Oh sacred warrior, you will save us all
From the imagined perils of sharia law!
Oh wait.....
Excuse me a minute
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha.
Sorry.....
Can this signal the end of the NRA?