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After watching this video the other day I was inspired to write a few lines ...

So with apologies to both Chuck Berry and Dennis Wilson ...

Birfin' USA

If everybody watched Fox News,
Across the USA,
Then everybody'd be birfin'
Just like the Tea Par-tay,
You hear them flogging his long form,
Benghazi scandal too,
Fox's talking blond hairdos,
Birfin' USA.

(Fair and Balanced, USA!, Fair and Balanced, USA!)

There are the birfers like Orly,
And crazy Sheriff Joe,
Not to mention The Donald,
Who blew through Daddy's dough,
They love to watch Bill O'Reilly,
And Megyn Kelly say,
Everybody's gone birfin'
Birfin' USA

They've all been planning out a coup,
They want impeachment soon,
They're gonna have more hearings,
They can't wait for June.
They'll keep it up all this summer,
We're on Benghazi to stay,
'cause all the crazies are birfin' ...
Birfin' USA.

Originally posted to kbman on Fri May 10, 2013 at 05:52 PM PDT.

Also republished by Rebel Songwriters.

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