I got an email from the NSA: Send your girlfriend flowers more often and take your mom's advice about getting that bump checked.
Most people probably aren't even aware of the implications associated with being alive.
We are so broken, it’s amazing that the vodka doesn’t pour through the cracks.
It was a good day to burn bridges.
Seek opportunities to bring more light into the world, for our destiny as humans is to push the dark away. And, like, eat lots of chocolate.
The meaning of life is to understand love, conquer hate, embrace compassion and exchange knowledge. Also, oral sex and French fries.
The little things in life matter because these little things create all matter in life by making life’s little things an important matter.
The Sun spent 4.5 billion years literally bending time and space to keep us in orbit so we can explore the Galaxy together. That’s true love.