I couldn't believe it either. He seems so innocent and endearing worming his way into our hearts. We lovingly allowed him to ride with us all the way from Portland not knowing he was recording our every move and word.
How dare he.
I just happened to see what was under his feathers because we share a room. What I found was shocking:
This explains why he kept turning around to look at us on the drive down. And why he kept asking me to show him who my Occupy and Anonymous sources were. And even trying to pin down who my intimate liaisons were with. He was even stalking Kos himself:
But the images I captured below show he was more than an aloof duck but a spy.
I wondered how he knew all the answers to the Chairman's Pub Quiz before the questions were even asked. Here he is getting them from the NSA before the Quiz began:
He was caught several times listening in on the booths of groups the NSA apparently finds questionable.
And everyone was suspect in the eyes of this little spying duck:
No one was above suspicion:
He quickly tried to convince Mohammed the Duck to act violently against those he disagreed with:
I not longer wonder why Mohammed ran away from him saying Islam is a religion of peace:
I do wonder why Kevin befriended me. Now I know.