Not a back spasm.
Not kidney stones.
No.
I have....
drumroll
GALLSTONES AND JAUNDICE.
Yes. Really.
This means that I'm on a restricted diet for the foreseeable future, have an ultrasound tomorrow to determine the position of the $!@$@!$@!$ gallstones, a consult with a specialist on Friday, and probably will be having either endoscopy or my gall bladder removed within the next few weeks.
To say that I am not at all happy about is putting mildly.
I'm off work thanks to doctor's orders until Thursday, then leaving at 2:00 on Friday for the appointment with the specialist. God alone knows what comes after that.
So, my dear friends and gentle readers....
I will try very, very hard to post something on Saturday night, but it may not happen. So I am officially putting out a call for pinch hitters. It can be on any type of lousy book, in any format from a list of your least favorites to a formal diary of the type I usually do. If that doesn't happen, I may well repost a couple of old favorites, or do a survey, or link to a bunch of terrible covers.
Regardless - that's the situation right now. Thanks for understanding.
Peace,
Ellid