Before you think of humans as a rational species, consider how many trees we've killed so we can wipe our asses.
Regardless of the incredible shit mankind's accomplished, you can still go to a website right now and literally watch a human blow a horse.
If your reaction to the Snowden fiasco is "I don't care if the government sees what's on my phone," I'm sorry your life isn't fun.
Poll: 38% of people dislike Edward Snowden, 33% like him and 29% think he still hasn't gotten them that latte they ordered.
The only time people are truly on the same page is in the obituaries.
Write down your deadlines and goals on multi-colored post-it notes and throw them out the window because fuck it.
A hug can fix anything, except for real actual shit that matters and influences your life in a substantial way. So come here you.
Remember, the life you save may actually be pretty worthless after all, so, you know, think about that shit.
whispers to self
“It's your dream. You can do this man.”
takes deep breath
walks into mall
twerks
twerks his damn heart out